It is a bit typical that the first few days we’re here the biggest storm in years is headed for this very location. “Welcome to America, this is how we do weather”. We’re living in a hotel and downstairs we have news vans and tactical medics prepping for what’s to come. We went t target [...]
Category Archives: Incoherent Ramble
Random thoughts
I’m here. We made it. Jetlag is a bitch. TGIF has a nice server named Chris. I prefer Target over Walmart. Hurricane Sandy is coming. Jetlag. ZzzZZzzz.
The phone that is no longer a phone
My phone has become one of those things that I can no longer live without. I use it all the time and when I misplace it I get sweaty palms and heart palpitations. The interesting thing about this is that while my phone is in fact called a phone, I have almost completely stopped using [...]
Wash dishes, wash laundry, wash self
I have something to tell you. You’ll be shocked, but I have to let it out, I have to confess. I don’t like showering. Before you go spitting out your coffee on the screen, let me just say that I do shower. Regularly. I just don’t like it. To me it’s in the same [...]
The Ultimate Nap; A Guide
Since I’ve been feeling like shit for a long time, I’ve had a lot of opportunity to perfect one of lifes great joys. The Nap. Usually I don’t get to nap; insomnia affects naps too. Asshole insomnia. But when I’m down in the dumps, it’s like all day every day is a long continuous journey [...]
In Flames causes fever
Roughly two weeks ago I was at an In Flames concert. 14,000 metalheads crammed together in an arena. It was quite epic, despite what the picture below might look like. Made it to my Top 5 in any case. What wasn’t quite as epic was the aftermath of this night out. It’s relevant to the [...]
No, I’m not on Facebook
I was an early adopter of Facebook. I was pawing on the doors before it was released to the general public. It was shiny and new. I love shiny and new. After a few years (4, 9 or 46, who can remember shit like that anyway?) it did start to get dull. I only really [...]